My fellow friend, and musical coworker Chris Z joins in on the pilot of what is the worst episode ever.
We talk about getting punched in the face. Boiling a frog. And potentially holding him captive.
Chris's AD Read
(Medical Ad, please cater and speak earnestly, please wait for the music to start reading)
Have you or a loved one suffered from Rice Lung? Where they had so much rice it filled up every single space in the lung and is now just a big old block of rice interrupting your precious breathing? Have you ever tried punching your own lung from the outside with your weak little fists? Well that's where I come in! With my patented method "No more, Mr. Rice Guy!"
That's right. Hi! I'm Chris "Radio a No Go" Zoe L Er. And I have the fist that just won't quit. You. Pay. Me. To. Punch. You. inthelung. Just hard enough to empty all the rice. I do mean...all the rice. You may ask yourself, "Hey Mr. Rice Guy, can you get anything other than rice out of my small lungs?"
NO! I CAN NOT TAKE ANYTHING OTHER THAN RICE OUT OF YOUR LUNGS. I LEGALLY HAVE TO SHOVE BACK ANYTHING ELSE THAT APPEARS OUT OF YOUR STUPID ALL CONSUMING MOUTH. I have lawyers and confidants that are on my side on this. People so loyal to me about this practice that they would attend my funeral after failing to take the bullet. I know for a fact it's coming for me at the end of this god forsaken life of mine.
Subject and Terms apply, Call now at (I legit put his phone number here. Get doxed loser.)
