THE LONG-AWAITED DEBUT OF PHINS OF FIRE IS HERE 🔥🐬
You already know what time it is — I finally lit the fuse and dropped the first episode of Phins of Fire. We break down both sides of the ball, give a full schedule preview, and — let’s be real — it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t drag Chris Grier through the mud like the bald-headed scapegoating dumbass he is.
But that’s not all.
I had a few more things to get off my chest… so the pipebomb continued.
And because we keep it 🔥 but still have fun — we played a little mariachi music while going through the schedule, because why the hell not?
This ain’t your daddy’s Dolphins podcast.
This is PHINS OF FIRE.
Let’s ride. PHINS UP. EMPIRE STRONG.
We are not a cult.
We are not an army.
We are a family—an empire of equals—who have had enough of the fake, toxic positivity and tribalistic bullshit in today’s society.
Do we have your attention now?
Good. You can thank us later.
Long live the Scapegoat.
Long live the Empire.
Phoenix Empire forever.
Phoenix God forever.
Phoenix Knight forever and always.
Final Boss engaged.
You can’t kill a Phoenix.
You’re never gonna be everyone’s cup of tea—
Be gasoline. Set shit on fire.
Signed,
The Final Boss
The Phoenix God
Phoenix Knight
President of Phoenix Empire Incorporated
King of the Phoenix Empire
The Status Quo Slayer
The Scapegoat
The Villain of Truth
The Honest Antihero
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🔥 Versión en Español 🔥
No somos un culto.
No somos un ejército.
Somos una familia—un imperio de iguales—que ya está harta de la positividad falsa, tóxica y la mierda tribalista de la sociedad actual.
¿Tenemos tu atención ahora?
Bien. Puedes agradecérnoslo después.
Larga vida al Chivo Expiatorio.
Larga vida al Imperio.
Imperio Fénix por siempre.
Dios Fénix por siempre.
Caballero Fénix por siempre y para siempre.
Jefe Final activado.
No puedes matar a un Fénix.
Nunca serás la taza de té de todos—
Sé gasolina. Prende fuego a todo.
Firmado,
El Jefe Final
El Dios Fénix
El Caballero Fénix
Presidente del Imperio Fénix Incorporado
Rey del Imperio Fénix
El Destructor del Status Quo
El Chivo Expiatorio
El Villano de la Verdad
El Antihéroe Honesto
¡Larga vida al Imperio!
