Chrissy and Candice discuss their thin hair and needs for argon oil and Chrissy's lack of amino acids from her years of being a macroni & cheese only vegetarian.
The girlies decide to start a new segment called Book-alytics where they waste time looking at their audience stats and find out they have been wasting marketing dollars sending ads to Mercury.
A new tenant of Bookalicious is established - to always solicit feedback but never take the advice.
As for Elantris, we pick up with Sarene on her wedding day *finally* and learn more about the political moves the boy's club & Sarene are making