Hogthrob and Strangepork break down the sharks rookies and prospects for this past season. How you ask? By asking if we want S'more of these players or to (Pete De) Bork Bork Bork them!
Stats are boring, and we're all cooped up thinking about the outside times. So we needed a S'more metaphor.
The stats the players produced will make up a S'more:
OZ% = Graham Cracker
CF% = Chocolate
xGF = Marshmallow
GP = Brand of Ingredients
TOI = Heat/Strength of the campfire!