Baby, if you’re feeling good…baby, if you’re feelin’ nice…you know your podcast is working hard, it’s worth a deuce. Welcome to the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. Tune in this week as we tell stories about times we were put in bad situations that weren’t our fault. If you are an Eastern Hellbender, why do you need nicknames like the Mud Devil, Mud Dog, Lasagna Lizard or Snot Otter? Samurai Chatter has plenty of thought provoking questions for you to get to know your hosts on an intimate level. Who doesn’t want that? Remember, tell ‘em where you got it.
(1:18) - The Finnish word for getting drunk alone at homein your underwear is kalsarikännit. The term literally translates to "underpants drunkenness" and is also sometimes anglicized as "pantsdrunk".
(1:57) – Podcast Numerology. Who is your favorite athleteto wear #22? Emmitt Smith, Doug Flutie, Andrew McCutchen?
(4:00) - @newscientist Magazine headlines
1. Miniature engine reveals weirdness of microscopic physics.
2. An ancient croc may have dined on dinosaurs.
3. Only half of calories produced actually make it to people’s plates.
(6:35) – Coach recaps his week, including Penguinspractice. Gino’s in regular season form! Also lunch with a long-time Living Legend, Cindy. From there, it was a seminar about the native animals of W’ern Penna. This includes the scourge of the Cathedral…the beaver!!
(14:00) – The website continues to impress, www.pghdivebartalk.com. Head over for new weekly surveys, tons of photos and fun related to the show.
(17:13) – Dear Tiny
1. Are you an AI humanoid robot designed to be God’s gift to women?
2. Can you recommend any toys of pleasure? (Hertzy’s nub and hook aren’t available in stores!)
3. Should I pursue a romantic relationship with a friend of over 50 years at the cost of losing the friendship if it doesn’t work out?
(25:02) – Three stories from your hosts involving beingput in bad situations that were not by fault of Tiny or the Prince of Pittsburgh.
(33:39) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts ofthe Week
1. A British office manager was awarded nearly £30,000 in compensation after an employment tribunal ruled she was unfairly dismissed for calling her bosses "d*ckheads".
2. Nurse in Kentucky revives drunken raccoon via CPR.
3. Wild pigs are turning neon blue in California.
4. Seattle ship captain arrested for being intoxicated, over six times the legal limit.
(38:26) – The Movie Game
(42:27) – The Music Game
(45:43) – Argy Bargy
(47:05) – Would You Rather. Alix Earle vs. Nicole William English
(53:58) – Samurai Chatter
1. What is your greatest skill?
2. When was the last time you embarrassed yourself?
3. Who do you sometimes compare yourself to?
4. What one task would make today a success?
5. What would you like to change about yourself?
6. Groucho Marx quote
