If you have read the bible, the Old Testament, not the New Testament stuff your church makes you read, people lived to be hundreds of years old. That is, until one of our ancestors pissed off God and he took that away from us, along with adding pain to childbirth. Special shout out to our ancestors for effing shit up. Somewhere in the strange workings of my mind, I connected this concept with water. What if the one thing we cannot live without was poisonous?
