This week, Moss & Kari are talking about "Valentine's Day" and being a buncha Judgy Judiths about it. Other topics include the Scorpion King franchise, Cumby's, Tim Rogers, incredibly loud birds, how great Meredith looks in this episode, lost Sbarro'ses, and some approximate memories of other pizzas eaten in Manhattan. Also, they take out their Suck-It and they Suck-It, even though they are about 100 episodes early in doing so.