It's the Office Olympics, finally! This time, Moss & Kari discuss home ownership, whether or not dangling something in front of a cat counts as a game, wasting perfectly good paperclips, the confusing absence of whimsy in some of the people we have met and also in Ryan, sexy late night dating shows from the early 2000s, and a Moby song about which they never actually manage to learn the truth. Our audio is also ravaged by a hungry cat who doesn't understand about Daylight Savings time, and our potential listener base is ravaged by a way more professional podcast, probably. RIP our careers.