In this week’s whirlwind episode, we ask the big questions: Is Xabi Alonso Madrid-bound or just flirting with destiny? Which striker should sign where in the great transfer safari—because clearly, every club thinks they deserve Osimhen. We also debate whether Zubimendi to Arsenal makes sense or is Arteta just browsing Transfermarkt at 3AM again. Plus, the Premier League top-four race is tighter than Todd Boehly’s transfer spreadsheet. All that, some wild hypotheticals, and a surprise shout to the US military industrial machine