Ever busted a money laundering ring with a two-minute hunch? I did—at a bank in 2003—because dyslexia forced me to think differently. I couldn’t read growing up, but audiobooks, grit, and a forgotten science called dual coding turned me into a pattern-spotting machine. Now, I’ve logged thousands of hours with audiobooks —2x, 3x speed—plus gigs of audio and shelves of marked-up books, out-talking PhDs with insight, not just facts. This is my protocol: audio first, text after, speed it up, reread, fight for it. It’s how I aced tests, caught crooks, and proved the doubters wrong. Maryanne Wolf says we’re losing deep reading—I say we can reclaim it. Want to go from illiterate to unstoppable? Listen up—I’m Almighty Ohm, and this is my edge.
