🎙️NOW STREAMING from East Bellmont's Most Questionable Towers of Truth 🎙️
The Steamboat Dispatch presents: "Winds of W Mountain" – Episode 32: “No Slander in an Allowed Fool”
🧜♂️🪞Listener Advisory:
This episode contains high levels of interpretive Shakespeare, low-flying metaphorical duckboats, and unlicensed esoterica. Parental discretion is advised. Or at least parental side-eye.
🌫️ What do you get when you cross a bard, a barge, and a barely-legal pirate radio station broadcasting out of a haunted ice-fishing shanty?
You get this week’s Winds of W Mountain, where fools speak truth, sages spit sass, and the Chateaugay fog is THICC with unsolicited wisdom and cryptid interference.
This episode, we blow the lid off:
🗣️ Discreet Men Who Reprove (and Sometimes Bake)
🦑 The Unlicensed Therapist Who May Be a Lake Monster
🧠 Local Conspiracy or Just Carl Again with a Wet Blanket and a Lantern?
💅 17th-Century Quotes That Still Slap
📜**“There is no slander in an allowed fool...”**
Unless, of course, the fool in question has access to a podcast mic, a jug of maple-based hallucinogens, and an audience of six highly impressionable loons (actual birds).
💬 Featuring exclusive testimony from:
Old Ironfoot, back from “vacation” with only three toes and a story about glowing minnows.
Dr. Sinead Larkspur, the latte alchemist convinced the lake is humming showtunes from Andromeda.
Nancy Bellows, who said absolutely none of this ever happened and would like her pie dish back, please.
🎧 You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll question your understanding of linear time.
🔊 Available now wherever eldritch fog permits transmission:Spotify | Apple Podcasts | That One Antenna on Route 374 That Only Works in the Rain
📈 SEO Stuff Your Cousin Randy Told You About:
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🚤 Final pitch, sailor:
If you like your podcasts like you like your trout—smoked, strange, and possibly cursed—Winds of W Mountain is your new parasocial soulmate.
💀 Tune in now... before the lake tunes you out.
