Chaos coils around Chateaugay! The Toe-Ticker’s mechanical marvel malfunctions, summoning serpents, flustering fairgoers, and forcing farmers into an impromptu wrangling match with kitchen utensils.
ALERT: This story involves a rogue invention, reptilian revelry, and questionable use of civic resources. Sensitive listeners may experience paranoia about lake-dwelling creatures or an urgent need to reinforce their footwear.
