We've made it to 5 episodes of Dumpsterpiece Theatre! On today's episode - we've got Liz cringing in the dumpster as we review the book You Were Mine by Abbi Glines. This one is a bit raunchy, so be prepared for sweet release as we discuss the creepy relationship between Tripp Newark (who has seen "around 7" women naked) and Bethy "I'd do anything for Tripp" Lowry. This dumpsterpiece has it all - trashy names, gratuitous stalking, vivid sex scenes, baby talk, and imaginary island resorts in the Florida Keys (with surfing).
Fair warning to the listeners, we're quoting some of the worst lines from the book and they are extremely distasteful. Although we don't relive every salacious detail of this one, there are plenty of spoilers - so if you don't want to ruin the story (let's be honest, that really isn't possible), go give it a read yourself first, then join us in the dumpster!
