This week, we've got a 🎃 Halloween 🎃 special, just in time for spooky season. Join us for this true Dumpsterpiece (💩💩💩) and recount the tale of Hubert Schubert Dubois, a Halloween safety monitor in Salem, MA, who is universally hated by the town for no real reason. Featuring Adam Sandler as a barely understandable Hubie and a full cast of all the original suspects, we get ALL of the recycled bits (including an O'Doyle) with almost no context. Steve Buscemi steals the show as a werewolf, and Lavell Crawford (Huell) is despondent over the loss of his favorite pig. This film has: an excess of jump scares, bullying, flaming bags of poo, a "Swiss-Army" canteen that has no limitations, a town of 44,000 with only two law enforcement officers, and Julie Bowen as Violet Valentine - long-time crush of Hubie's. Seriously, there's a reason you've never heard of this movie. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Our usual disclaimer - we're recapping the film so this has all of the spoilers. You don't NEED to watch the movie (in fact we wouldn't recommend it), but if you want to judge along, it'll make the experience even more ridiculous.