This week on Dumpsterpiece Theatre we're back to Emily in Paris (on Netflix) with episodes 5 & 6. Throw some tallies on the #goodideas board, because Emily is racking them up, even if she is a bit "ringarde." Here we find her as the not-so-eager recipient of an Eiffel Tower, but it's okay because she orders her food with a side of condoms. But if foreshadowing tells us anything, she'll soon be engaged in a ménage à trois. We also find out that Mindy is ashamed of her past as a Chinese Pop Star, but at least she doesn't have P.B.O. And we're so privileged to meet Thomas, a pretentious professor of semiotics 🙄, who believes he is good at providing "la petite mort" yet thinks literally everything is Euro Disney. So get in bed with us (in the dumpster) and listen along, even if it isn't Bolero...
The usual disclaimer - we're tackling this one in bite-sized chunks so we don't end up having to recap an entire season. This only covers episodes 5-6 of the first season. We'll revisit Emily in future episodes but at least you get a chance to watch along. As per usual we're stepping through the show, so there be spoilers ahead.
