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Acomi and Turk182 read an article from Yahoo! News about a woman whose breakup was unknowingly told to her as an anecdote at a party. You'd expect her to feel embarrassed, shocked, aghast, blindsided, or any other normal, human emotion? Jubilation is not one that would come to mind.

The writer, whom one can only assume is attention starved and lacking any true motivation for living that doesn't start with at least 25 proof, recounts for everyone at the gathering about the increasingly poor decisions she's made in life. Decisions that culminated, for the purpose of the story, with her junkie boyfriend packing his belongings and moving out while she was in the shower.

Acomi and Turk pounce on the woman and story like hyenas on a wounded gazelle, and, much like the figurative gazelle, proceed to rip her to pieces. They only thing that could possibly stop their self esteem shredding rampage would be some Snapple money. *It'll make sense once you listen to the story.

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