You read that right—this episode goes completely off the rails.
In this chaotic and hilarious installment of Stay in the Gray, Ryan and Trey dive into:
🧛♀️ A woman stabs her date during sex, convinced she’s in the show Homeland… and that he’s a vampire played by Salma Hayek.
⚾ A bizarre shooting at a Chicago White Sox game where fat flaps literally hide the weapon.
🚢 Cruise Ship Abortions — Yes, that’s a thing. And we break down what’s happening on international waters.
🎯 A tribute to Bob Barker, plus some facts that are scarier than most horror films (hint: it involves fleas and human meat).
🛒 And in our Awareness of Self-Awareness segment: what’s still going wrong in grocery checkout lines?
📌 Chapters (Condensed):
00:42 – Female Listener Shoutout
03:32 – Woman Stabs Date Believing He’s a Vampire
10:07 – Shooting at White Sox Game Involving Fat Folds
16:50 – Cruise Ship Abortions Discussion
28:15 – Tribute to Bob Barker
30:28 – Scary Facts: Fleas & Human Bacon
43:25 – Awareness: Checkout Line Etiquette
