Shark attacks on the Fourth of July. Orcas still beefing with boats. Unborn babies growing mustaches. Welcome to another perfectly normal week on planet Earth.
In this episode, Ryan and Trey drop animal survival facts that might actually save your life—if you ever find yourself punching a shark or running from a hippo. Then, it’s a fireworks-filled political roast as they ask: should the U.S. just go ahead and file for divorce already? Spoiler: Red and Blue aren’t even sleeping in the same bed anymore.
Also on the docket: the Lafield/Nielson 2024 campaign pitch (GenX retirement homes will have punching bags), and things happening on this planet that make absolutely no sense.
🌊 Orca revenge tour continues
🦈 Shark attacks ruin the holiday vibe
🦛 Animal survival hacks (you’re welcome)
🇺🇸 Red vs. Blue: Divorce incoming?
👶 Mustaches in the womb (yes, really)
🌀 Twilight Zone realness
🧠 Awareness of Self-Awareness: gym bros, space-hoggers, and clueless citizens
Chapters:
03:58 – Orca Updates
10:45 – Shark Attacks & July 4th News
14:20 – Animal Survival Facts
28:57 – USA Bickering & Political Divide
45:35 – Should the Country Divorce?
52:45 – Lafield/Nielson 2024 Ticket
53:40 – GenX Retirement Home Pitch
55:55 – Unborn Baby Mustaches?!
58:30 – Twilight Zone Moments
107:17 – Self-Awareness Segment
You’ll laugh. You’ll question humanity. You might cry. But mostly, you’ll question humanity.
