Robert and Chaney commiserate over being accused of autism once again (or was it twice, for some reason they're inexplicably obsessed with numbers). Diary of a Stand Up continues as Robert dishes the dirt on murmurs heard in alt room open mics. Yes, in the form of another parody song. Long standing crushes are talked about with the arrival of Curb Your Enthusiasm. A dream scenario falls into their laps. Listen to the end to find out why they could never ever live in the burbs.