We like to think of ourselves as film connoisseurs--we know what's good and what stinks and we pride ourselves of knowing films from the past as well as being up to date on the latest in the box office. So, when Timothee Chalamet came prancing in as Wonka our jaws dropped to the floor. Asking "why" isn't sufficient; "what the hell?" would be more appropriate. We may sound like two grumpy old men, but we truly believe that you cannot replace a classic with this modern, shiny knock-off.