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Episode 54 kicks off with the gang arguing about whether a naked Jimmy John’s founder sexually assaulted a shark, swings immediately into dolphin rape, and somehow ends up debating if humans should breathe through their assholes. Jen gets verbally waterboarded with a listener’s “moist pussy” R&B track, a 12-year-old’s titty wizard gets an art critique, and Campbell’s Soup catches shit after their executive calls all their customers poor.

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🧠 EPISODE BREAKDOWN

• The crew debates Black Santa, Big Nick Energy, and Stroke’s new pimp-Santa cane.
• A listener’s song reveals the philosophical horror that “every hand has held a dick.”
• A debate erupts on whether feeding scrambled eggs back to chickens is “period cannibalism.”
• The gang discusses “dirt squirrels” evolving into potential new mascots like sand walruses and sand otters.
• Stroke celebrates being “1% Black,” validated by listener Keisha
• A kid’s drawing of a “titty wizard” (with MILF Slayer wand and tassel tits) devastates the room.
• Ian unveils his Top 10 Things He Misses From the 2000s, including MySpace, Hot Topic goths, and elder-emo culture.

• Ass Backwards: the crew demolishes 2000s reverse-song trivia in seconds.

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