After being a little ankle-biting werewolf jerk for the better part of a year, Rory and EJ decide to cancel young Vince’s trip to Disney World. Instead, they take the fleabag to Captain Swortz “Chris” Dreamboat’s Museum of Monsters and Madmen. It may not be the Magic Kingdom, but it does come complete with a complementary bucket of fried chicken and a review of Rob Zombie’s debut shocker, “HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES!”
