Drunken FRAT ALIENS have arrived on Earth and have been leaving butt-shaped crop circles all over the fields of Pennsylvania! Fearful of an invasion…or worst yet…intergalactic beer pong tournaments (which frat aliens call gawaganabo), EJ and Rory turn to Father Patrick Conlin for solace which he can only offer to them in the form of M.Night Shyamalan’s science-fiction classic, “SIGNS.” As a priest, Father Colin may have checked out...
