This week on CAMP FREAKQUELS, communication from the gang has gone silent so Jon Snow and young Vince are hired to recover the bodies of EJ and Rory from nearby campgrounds. If the morons are found alive, FREAKQUELS CORP demands they review the 80’s sleaze-fest “SLEEPAWAY CAMP” for some sweet sweet content. If the jerks are found dead….eh…it doesn't really matter. FREAKQUELS CORP just want to know if they need to hire new, less smelly hosts.
