It's time for some Lovecraftian detective horror as Sir Ian Dangerous selects "The Empty Man" for discussion! Who is the Empty Man? Why are there kids on a bridge blowing on bottles? What the hell is Nyarlathotep and can Ian pronounce it? Will Dan Marcha Madness figure out what is going on in this movie? And why does Ryan Ross Live love Twizzlers? All questions pondered in this hilarious and in-depth episode!