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You know, I am starting to think that maybe dating a robot might be the way to go in the near future. I mean, she won’t get mad at you for coming home late. wake you up in the middle of the night or early morning mumbling cuddle me and she damn sure won’t have insecurities that need to be nurtured. With all that being said, Yes, ladies and Gentlemen I am Single Once again…..

Ok so, I am back on the mean streets of dating. You would think after 2 plus years I would have it down. But I am starting to think I might not be as cute as I thought I was or am. Don’t get me wrong, I get attention, I can get women, that’s not a problem, kind of, maybe, but the women I am getting are the ones I really want first choice at least. I’m not a shallow guy, but I must admit I have some shallow tendencies. And I don’t think wanting your partner to be Beautiful is to much to expect, just like most women want their men to be Taller that is emphasized all the gosh dern time.  We men want our women as it’s been said, a lady in the streets and freak in the sheets.  And we may gauge that thought by our first interaction. Maybe I am to picky, this could be a very good possibility I’m not going to deny that. For example, If you have gold teeth, cancel it, not happening I’ve never been a fan of gold teeth that might be a Texas thing but not a Bryan thing. Now this one I am kind of on the fence about, the whole cowgirl thing, not really attracted to chicks in cowboy hats, just doesn’t float my boat. I am pretty sure there is an audience for it but clearly I’m not there. So go ahead and call me City Slicker Brine because I aint with it. We’re not riding out into the sunset in my Mustang, No. Lastly, if there is picture of you shooting, shooting at something, holding something dead, nope, not a cute look. Would I go to the Range with a woman heck yeah. Would I mind my woman packing some heat, Heck no, I might need her providing covering fire while I reload