Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Block
It was cold in San Antonio but not in my spot.
Sancho was snoring all snug in his bed
While pig ears and bacon snacks danced in his head.
When up on my ceiling I heard thump thump thump,
My jack and coke had me spinning coming down from my drunk
I knew I had been bad but I thought could he truly
Nope it’s just my neighbor up stairs getting getting early Christmas Booty.
