This is episode 59 of the WET Podcast.
TEJAS TONIC
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - Breaking the rules
00:00:18 - Religion be crazy
00:03:03 - Shout out everyone who came to the live show!
00:03:55 - The actual intro (maybe)
00:06:00 - Should we do our dental work in Turkey?
00:10:02 - My-a 600 pound-a mama
00:10:54 - The WET Commandments
00:14:05 - Lone Star bringin it out of Phil
00:15:31 - Pihl went to grocery store school
00:17:56 - Other countries don't have free speech
00:21:05 - Adolf Musk woulda done it different
00:21:57 - Justin's Journal: Detroit
00:27:29 - Going to the dispo with your mom
00:32:06 - Your parents be f*ckin
00:35:08 - Why is sinning the best?
00:39:21 - Bible themed strip club named Noah's Ark
00:42:55 - Markus's Dino of the Week
00:46:54 - Justin can't find the download link
00:48:55 - In on the 3rd floor
00:50:11 - Phil's Phinancial Advice: Have money, buy house
00:58:16 - The most human thing you can do
00:59:37 - AI is gonna cure cancer and the Japanese regrow teeth
01:02:44 - Phil's mom makes Markus cry LIVE ON AIR
01:06:49 - There are no silent Essenmachers
01:10:00 - Markus booed Hilary at Trump's first inauguration
01:12:57 - Presidential pardons are out of control
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