This is episode 49 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...
00:01:27 - The best part about Texas...
00:02:47 - ...is Tejas Tonic! (*not a paid ad*)
00:08:56 - The WET Commandments
00:11:28 - Fidget Spinner Helicopter
00:13:30 - Forgetting why you walked in a room
00:14:38 - Wolfgang Blitzer breaks down the election results
00:22:49 - Phillip's Dino of the Week (Markus forgot)
00:26:01 - Trumpy Trout is a real product
00:27:47 - Justin's Meltdown of the Week
00:30:38 - Mr. Beast but he's Mr. Bean
00:37:33 - Children should not be allowed near things with wheels
00:41:15 - 8th grade relationship troubles
00:44:43 - Hot Girl Breath
00:47:18 - Breaking up with someone after their dad dies
00:49:11 - Being an alcoholic in LA is expensive
00:51:09 - Justin's Journal 10: G-Easy and scaring trick-or-treaters
00:57:10 - Sub to Justin's new YouTube!!
00:57:59 - McDonald's may now legally fix its broken ice cream machines
00:59:11 - Sitting down at restaurants 30min before close
01:05:52 - Bearded baby Markus
01:08:31 - Justin's mom roasted him with Christmas ornaments
01:10:44 - Shouting out our biggest fans
01:13:57 - We're past our prime
01:16:14 - NFL Blitz was a wild game
01:20:27 - We may have ruined our first collab content
01:22:07 - We're almost at the 1yr anniversary of the pod!
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Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/
Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/
Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/
Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/
Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
