This is episode 70 of the WET Podcast.
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2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
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5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - New studio / New Golf Clubs
00:01:43 - Bureaucracy
00:03:00 - Justin wants to go to Vegas
00:03:45 - Phillip almost forgets our sponsor
00:04:23 - Phillip is sports gambling
00:05:53 - Markus hates Colt Keith
00:08:07 - How much it costs to be a pro golfer
00:08:27 - Justin could have been a pro bowler
00:11:51 - We still call X “Twitter”
00:12:45 - Luka Doncic returns to Dallas
00:13:17 - IT’S PHILLIP’S BIRTHDAY!
00:14:07 - Are we a sports podcast?
00:15:03 - Tariff Talk
00:17:16 - Why is lunch meat so expensive?
00:20:17 - What’s the best cheese?
00:23:25 - Florida is pro child-labor
00:28:22 - This episode is not what Justin thought
00:30:30 - Markus ACTUALLY explains tariffs
00:32:55 - Children are spoiled now
00:33:51 - Piss bottles showing up everywhere (epidemic?)
00:36:54 - Articles about how many articles there are
00:37:26 - OnlyFans getting sued for catphishing
00:39:03 - AI chicks are never mean
00:40:11 - Markus and his prison diet
00:43:11 - Markus is having crazy dreams
00:47:26 - Taking naps with baseball in the background
00:48:28 - It’s Masters weekend
00:49:35 - Lessons from sobriety
00:50:20 - Markus got blacked out drunk at a German soccer game
00:52:37 - Justin getting drunk on Captain and Root Beer
00:55:05 - Get drunk and listen to our podcast!
00:55:24 - Autistic people are telepathic
00:58:15 - Coast to Coast AM confirms telepathy theories
01:00:17 - Aliens: are they real?
01:01:03 - Murder mystery podcasts in a haunted attic
01:01:34 - Haunted stories from the Sunset Strip
01:05:20 - Markus explains the brothel experience to Justin and Phillip
01:06:54 - Amsterdam has the best red light district
01:08:28 - Why there’s a push to make weed illegal again
01:11:24 - Politicians should live like monks
01:12:25 - Phillip breaks down why University of Texas won’t fix the highway
01:14:30 - The NCAA is fake and NIL is b.s.
01:16:03 - The Government is still screwing Joe the Plumber
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