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This is episode 34 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00 - This week on WET...
00:33 - The WET Commandments
02:01 - Bad laughs
03:09 - Mary Buffet
04:27 - Is the buffet girl buffet Chinese only?
05:46 - Let people hate stuff!
06:16 - Phillip asks a dumb question
07:04 - Actions not names
08:19 - Mary roasts Justin
10:21 - Golden Corral sucks
11:29 - Best pasta shapes
13:00 - Mary roasts Justin AGAIN
13:56 - Mary's ideal man
15:20 - Canadians are actually d*cks
16:12 - Canada's monopoly money
17:38 - Drake or Kendrick?
18:57 - FMK: Golden Corral, Chinese Buffet, Cici's Pizza
20:27 - Eating contests
21:25 - Snoop Dog blood soup
22:55 - Mary roasts Justin a 3rd time
23:34 - Shoe problems
25:05 - Mary's Merch preview
26:30 - Personal Mode vs DND
27:37 - Comment for Markus to get a new phone!
30:29 - Mary's thoughts on "Hawk Tuah"
32:07 - Should Mary run for president?
32:53 - Comments
34:40 - What was Mary eating that night?
36:13 - How Mary found out she went viral
38:22 - Mary addresses all the proposals (crazy dms)
42:18 - Mary ruined Phill's mic with that sauce
44:05 - Spicy food and white people
45:54 - Mary's last meal
46:24 - Buffet G coin to the moon!
47:13 - SHE SAID IT! SHE SAID THE THING!
47:45 - Fortune cookies
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Mary - https://www.instagram.com/marysjaroensuk/
Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/
Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
