This is episode 53 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...
00:01:21 - Markus is a THC camel
00:03:07 - Justin's thuuur-agun
00:04:38 - If we didn't smoke, we'd all have apple car play right now
00:06:21 - Jump starting a car with a Honda Fit
00:09:41 - Things almost go horribly wrong (again)
00:11:57 - We've seen a bunch of books
00:14:28 - Phil the Flubber
00:18:46 - Golden Gatekeeping
00:20:27 - The WET Commandments
00:22:18 - Reflecting on one year of the pod
00:24:30 - The cowboys are still losing
00:28:38 - A treat for the video watchers
00:30:31 - Morphine makes everything better
00:32:34 - Doing drugs at work
00:33:59 - Boss baby with facial hair
00:36:21 - High Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment
00:39:49 - Don’t sit on the toilet for more than 10 minutes, doctors warn
00:44:15 - It's not depression if you're laughing
00:46:10 - Cruise company offers Americans a four-year escape from the Trump presidency
00:52:31 - Are we in a 'Truman Show'?
00:57:04 - Failed military coup in South Korea
01:05:59 - Community notes are the only good part about Twitter
01:08:17 - Legendary crackhead, Hunter Biden, pardoned by the President
01:13:14 - United CEO assassination
01:19:40 - Insurance is a scam
01:24:30 - Student debt is meant to keep us working forever
01:27:08 - Phil's segment
01:28:37 - Markus' dino of the week
01:31:54 - Right wing Jurassic Park Youtuber controversy
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