This is episode 74 of the WET Podcast.
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2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
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5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:13 - Bureaucracy
00:01:20 - Phillip Goes to Vegas
00:01:41 - Justin Hates the Grateful Dead
00:03:13 - How to Have Fun on Mushrooms
00:05:53 - Markus and the Haunted Bathroom
00:07:34 - Should Men Use Straws?
00:09:11 - Mustaches Get in Food’s Way
00:12:01 - What’s the Best Ranch?
00:12:48 - O.G. Podcast (Phillip Spills)
00:13:40 - Phil’s Accent
00:17:05 - Drooling Banjoes
00:18:11 - GTA Trailer
00:21:14 - AT&T vs MetroPCS
00:23:26 - The OtterBox
00:24:26 - Say Something Nice
00:24:50 - Justin’s Brother Calls In
00:32:03 - Shitting Your Pants
00:37:05 - Phillip’s Brother Throwing Up
00:38:37 - Justin Drunk in the Trunk
00:39:41 - More Drinking Stories
00:40:55 - What Women Care About
00:43:57 - Justin Spills the Tejas
00:45:52 - Dino of the Week / Justin’s Birthday Party Story
00:48:52 - Justin’s Life Goals
00:50:50 - Justin’s Been Killing it
00:51:34 - Rockstar Mentality (A Parody Song)
00:52:41 - Car Talk
01:01:44 - Justin Spils the Tejas (AGAIN!)
01:02:07 - Markus & Justin Go At It!
01:03:41 - Dukes of Hazard
01:06:21- The Fight Continues
01:07:50 - Phil Feels Drunk
01:08:13 - The Boys Figure Out Their Schedules
01:08:20 - Fake Laughs
01:08:54 - Drunk Monks
01:09:32 - Da Pope
01:14:01 - Phil’s Been Playing Black Jack the Entire Podcast
01:17:00 - Dr*gs in Vegas
01:17:50 - Michigan has the Best and Cheapest W33D
01:20:54 - Taking Phil to the Hood of Detroit
01:22:14 - Outro
01:23:03 - Actual “Da Pope” Line
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