This is episode 60 of the WET Podcast.
TEJAS TONIC
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - Trump do be President now
00:00:45 - The WET Commandments
00:02:14 - Consent at the petting zoo
00:03:07 - chickensh*t bingo
00:03:59 - Smoked in the womb
00:05:40 - Texas BBQ doesn't use real butter
00:06:41 - Mexican tortilla speaks Spanish
00:07:33 - Dr. Phil joins ICE raids in Chicago
00:16:56 - Whitehouse wants podcasters at press briefings
00:22:41 - Jennifer Aniston couldn't resist a tan suit
00:23:56 - Justin's Journal: WET live, Austin snow storm, and HEB
00:28:52 - Phil won't be at Justin's wedding
00:34:16 - Phil may have lost his minister credentials
00:35:52 - Markus's Dino of the Week
00:42:36 - Phil's Phinancial Philanderings: Lowering your monthly bills
00:44:44 - Our food isn't real
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