This is episode 45 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...
00:01:49 - What Markus does with his dinosaurs in private
00:03:41 - Justin's Regulars
00:05:19 - Phill drank 6 THC beers (Tejas Tonic please sponsor us)
00:08:56 - Celsius drinkers be like
00:11:16 - Why we don't get invited to do c*caine
00:14:02 - Underware corner (Justin wears socks inside out)
00:16:06 - Women take everything
00:18:29 - Justin's Journal 7: So much big caulk
00:26:42 - Goodwill find of the century
00:33:05 - Context: Markus has a Honda Fit
00:35:34 - Markus' Dino of the Week
00:43:15 - Explaining the Doomsday Clock to Justin
00:48:29 - Watching atom bomb test footage
00:54:08 - Marjorie Taylor Greene Appears to Say Democrats Can 'Control the Weather
00:59:36 - Austrian man amputated his p*nis with an axe after eating psilocybin psychedelic mushrooms
01:05:10 - Court Says Man Can't Be Charged with Drunk Driving Because He Chugged Entire Bottle After Getting Pulled Over
01:08:18 - Boot out reporters, say NFL players caught naked in locker room
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Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/
Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/
Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/
Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
