This is episode 85 of the WET Podcast.
MERCH
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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0:00 - We have merch!
0:53 - We're in a car
3:45 - Why are we in a car?
7:07 - Satisfying Kia moment
8:35 - Colt the sound guy
10:55 - How to always be happy
13:10 - Driving in Texas sucks
15:07 - You ever write sad sh*t down?
18:51 - Giving back to the community
23:06 - How to travel without a passport
27:45 - Waluigi Mangione kills CEO of Chuck E. Cheese
29:39 - Do we live in a simulation?
31:58 - Cracker Barrel claims to have the best pancakes
33:47 - Michigan is beautiful, we swear
35:12 - Justin got the whole clock on his face rn
38:14 - South park compares trump to Saddam
39:46 - If Hooters had a Church
47:49 - Leaking industry secrets
53:25 - Super hero movies and Jurassic Park p*rn
56:30 - Colt is a pro yo-yo artist
1:07:19 - Our heads are too big
1:12:48 - If we were cops
1:16:37 - We missed Buc-ee's
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