This is episode 61 of the WET Podcast.
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - We're just hangin' out
00:02:51 - Who smells the best?
00:04:24 - Whale Wars x Tom Ford
00:07:15 - Therapy Corner: Cologne and BMWs
00:12:02 - Ruining Phil's dream car
00:16:45 - They put a turbo on a tractor (video)
00:21:12 - Ostrich chariot racing (video)
00:24:28 - Dino of the Week
00:28:30 - Reacting to the new Jurassic Park Rebirth Trailer
00:33:31 - Crying to The Notebook alone in the top bunk (Justin's first breakup)
00:37:37 - Summarizing all the sad movies
00:40:51 - Beyoncé didn't deserve to win the Grammy
00:43:19 - Shakira's hips lied on their taxes
00:49:10 - Condoms for Gaza
00:52:33 - Trump's plan to take control of Gaza
00:57:37 - Baby German Markus was a first amendment activist
01:03:53 - Never fight in a basement
01:06:54 - McMAGA Trump Juice
01:10:52 - We snuck into Texas Groundhog day (Bee Cave Bob Armadillo Day)
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