This is episode 54 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...
00:01:30 - Justin can't bend
00:03:27 - how to drink at work
00:06:21 - United CEO shooter caught at McDonalds
00:07:37 - Waffle House wouldn't have snitched
00:09:02 - Chicken spaghetti is an abomination
00:12:01 - Best nut?
00:14:06 - The hot murderer to be played by Vinny Chase in the movie
00:21:04 - Kodak Black Reveals He’s On Drugs Again: “I’m Never Sober, Bi**h”
00:23:28 - Kendrick Lamar calls out Justin on new album
00:24:10 - Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion's bid for Infowars
00:26:30 - You tellin' me a chicken fried this steak?
00:29:48 - Markus's high (sober) horse
00:31:15 - LIVE SHOW 12/21!!!!!
00:32:17 - Justin's Journal
00:37:35 - dino of the week
00:43:46 - We're just the three stooges
00:46:24 - Remote working is the best
00:48:27 - Justin hates meteorologist
00:51:46 - What's that song where grandma gets ran over by a reindeer?
00:54:37 - Phil's favorite joke that never works
00:55:39 - Rest in Pease Justin's brother's dog
01:02:14 - A poem for Wilma
01:04:01 - Phil's new golf friends
01:09:27 - Mrs. Tickler, Mrs. hooker, and Mr. Seaman
01:13:09 - Always pregame jail
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Tejas Tonic - https://www.tejastonic.com/
Sunset Tickets - https://sunsetstripatx.com/
Merch - https://www.killerclownsmerch.co/
Justin - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/
Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
