This is episode 71 of the WET Podcast.
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - Bureaucracy
00:03:06 - Phillip’s Birthday Recap
00:03:30 - 4 Years in Austin has Aged Us
00:06:39 - Su*cide Ultimatums
00:08:27 - Falling Asleep/Sneezing While Driving
00:09:38 - Justin’s Fat Cats Keep Vomiting
00:12:22 - Actually Recapping Phil’s B-Day
00:13:03 - The Ojos Locos Incident
00:19:49 - The Celiac Incident
00:24:50 - We Love Women!
00:25:54 - How Phillip Serves People
00:26:21 - Markus’s Worst BBQ Customers
00:26:54 - Justin Breaks Down Restaurant Health Code
00:28:03 - Phil’s Phinancial Advice
00:29:01 - Justin Forgot it Tax Day
00:30:12 - The WET Boys Adjust Their Thermostats (Remotely)
00:30:31 - Uncle Sam is the Worst Uncle
00:31:27 - Recycling Cat Throw-Up
00:32:39 - Justin’s Fat Cats are Shipping Up to Ohio
00:33:41 - Markus Offends Justin and his Fat Cats
00:35:32 - Rule #3 Invoked (Say Something Positive)
00:37:30 - Why Justin and Markus Always Fight
00:41:48 - The World is Out to Get Justin
00:42:55 - Toll Roads are a (Chinese) Scam
00:45:22 - Trucks are Awesome!
00:46:42 - Justin’s Cats are Gaslighting Him
00:47:05 - Explaining Mecca/Islam to Justin
00:49:07 - Markus Watched the Da Vinci Code
00:50:23 - Handmaid's Tale: Explained
00:54:49 - The Dire Wolf Returns
00:55:43 - We’re All Gonna Die
00:56:11 - Markus Diagnosed as Gay
00:57:15 - Markus Got a New Dino!
01:01:30 - Markus liest die deutschen Anleitungen
01:01:56 - It's a Slip and Slide Summer
01:02:37 - More Cat Vomit
01:02:57 - Markus Curling Bottles of Liquor
01:04:59 - Phillip’s Cat is a Menace
01:05:35 - Soul was a Great Movie
01:06:03 - The WET Boys Reflect on their Careers
01:08:55 - Phillip Dresses for the Days Off He Wants
01:09:28 - Edibles and P*ss Bottles
01:10:29 - Watching Justin’s Serving Stories Come to Life
01:14:53 - Austin Mushroom Convention
01:16:37 - When the Accent Matches the Order
01:18:05 - Stories from Black Rooms
01:21:15 - Austin is Missing True CULTURE
01:23:06 - Old Austin People Rule
01:25:06 - The Mushroom Chronicles
01:29:16 - Justin’s Best Set was on Molly
01:30:44 - Markus Describes Sobriety on Stage
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