This is episode 37 of the WET Podcast.
8/24 WE'RE COMING TO HYENAS, FT. WORTH! Buy Tickets NOW - https://www.prekindle.com/event/88545-works-every-time-fort-worth
*PROMO CODE 'WET50' FOR 50% OFF TICKETS*
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - This week on WET...
00:00:48 - A man who knows no boarders
00:05:22 - The WET Commandments
00:07:09 - Teaching Justin Corner - Vocab Words
00:08:43 - Founding Catharsisim
00:12:02 - Justin's thoughts on The Bible
00:15:27 - Foreign Catholic priests should talk English!
00:19:30 - New Zealand man circumcized against his will
00:25:37 - Food bank gives out candy that's actually meth
00:29:33 - First Playboy Magazine experiences
00:33:31 - 1 bedroom, 4 guys, no foreskin
00:38:10 - Mom and dad and dad are fighting!
00:44:12 - Manassas man drives through house and offers woman $50k
00:48:53 - Russians be Russian (chess poisoning)
00:52:57 - Waymo cars should be illegal
00:54:42 - Promo code WET50 for half off our Hyenas show
00:55:24 - Testing our spelling (lack of) skills
00:58:52 - Football is back baby
01:03:59 - Reliving the glory days (childhood sports)
01:13:34 - Skibidi gyattin on that rizz
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Justin - https://www.instagram.com/openmicjustin/
Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/