This is episode 64 of the WET Podcast.
TEJAS TONIC
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - Our best Ben Bankas impressions
00:01:05 - Ranking the types of white people
00:02:33 - Use code WETPOD on tejastonic.com
00:03:05 - Liam Neeson pees his pants all the time
00:04:08 - Does Apple Care cover piss damage?
00:10:09 - Crying on shrooms and farting on acid
00:12:53 - Will they ever stop talking about piss?
00:13:40 - Music to poop to
00:16:38 - X-Files is scawwy
00:21:58 - Jackalopes are real goddamnit!
00:23:54 - Tripping in the woods
00:28:11 - Bel Air Motel: Even the roaches are dead!
00:33:24 - Our sons are going to be little menaces
00:36:14 - Dollar General hates poor people
00:38:50 - Markus's Dino of the Week
00:44:04 - Guys being dudes
00:45:42 - Buying 'Fcuking Fab' from Thirteen down at the vape van
00:48:12 - Justin has (mostly) quit Zyns for 2 months
00:51:26 - What word would you be?
00:54:18 - Charlemagne asks the craziest question ever
00:55:52 - Shout out Matty Stu for forgetting Justin's name
00:57:28 - Do we miss the old Justin?
01:00:07 - The last time Markus thought about maybe crying
01:01:31 - Golf needs guns
01:04:55 - Top 10 scams in America
01:06:28 - Every job is a pyramid scheme if you think about it
01:14:25 - What causes grey hair?
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