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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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0:00 - This week on WET...
0:46 - I Liked My Lunch Today
3:40 - I Cracked This Open
7:07 - Justin's a Liar
9:02 - Char-zard, Squirt-le
9:44 - Folding
10:44 - Colton is the edgiest woke comic in Austin
12:21 - Colton went to a women's college
15:08 - B*tches be witches these days
17:36 - Not All Women
19:47 - Colton was peer pressured into being gay (and it killed his pet rabbit)
25:25 - Better About Me
27:00 - I Kissed a Dude (and Didnt Really Like It)
28:39 - Doing comedy at BWW and Hooters
32:30 - Cheapest shout out in the game
36:12 - Black people are racist
40:25 - I'm Bringin Woke Back
45:09 - Don't disrespect the haka
47:28 - Pissing on your balls is a right of passage
50:52 - Does your mom have big boobs?
51:40 - 21st birthday stories
54:41 - Black out stories
57:01 - Nostalgia weed
1:00:57 - Biggest loser documentary is crazy
1:05:22 - America is a circus
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Markus:
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Production:
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