RACHEL WOLFSON
https://rachelwolfsoncomedy.com/
https://www.instagram.com/rachelwolfson
This is episode 50 of the WET Podcast.
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - This week on WET...
00:01:41 - "UAP" is the "they/them" of alien stuff
00:03:19 - The WET Commandments
00:05:29 - When you love w*ed but it doesn't love you back
00:09:55 - If you haven't been booed off stage you're doing it wrong
00:12:03 - Rachel hosts an improv open mic
00:16:19 - Sh*tty people can be funny
00:18:00 - It's a learning DIFFERENCE not disability
00:20:05 - Rachel was the best player on the guys basketball team
00:21:20 - College Hack: how to go from the dumbest to the smartest person in school
00:23:16 - Jamaican w*ed isn't good
00:24:51 - Drinking all the Moscato in Ireland
00:27:24 - F*ck Austin utilities
00:28:59 - McDonalds play place was disgusting
00:32:12 - Rachel's horrible Chick-Fil-A
00:35:15 - Landsharks
00:37:23 - Giving children meth was maybe a bad idea
00:40:10 - Taking antidepressants for ADHD
00:43:23 - How to get w*ed in Ireland
00:44:54 - Smoking in England
00:46:29 - Not smoking in Italy
00:48:33 - Germany Corner: kiffen
00:51:00 - Markus is a German spy sent to infiltrate black culture
00:53:40 - Rachel's dad put Tupac's killer in prison recently
00:56:50 - Netflix docs are just trauma p*rn
00:58:26 - The Menudo thing
01:00:12 - Justin Explains: The Government
01:02:10 - Jackass's DEI hire
01:03:27 - Jackass sexual harassment training
01:05:07 - P*nises are funny!
01:07:24 - Rachel was a professional memer
01:09:41 - Rachel was on the cover of Hustler's "Bush Month"
01:11:27 - A lot of women actually work on Jackass
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