This is episode 66 of the WET Podcast.
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - How many Tejas's can you drink?
00:01:53 - We hate South By
00:03:36 - Where do they stash the homeless during SXSW?
00:05:24 - Don't learn what's in your food
00:07:41 - Always ignore your mail
00:08:46 - Never pay tolls either
00:10:27 - When does something become a scam?
00:13:01 - Traffic is a nightmare
00:15:19 - Making Markus uncomfortable with compliments
00:16:49 - Phil got held hostage by a parade
00:18:14 - Justin's Journal: SXSW
00:24:16 - David Jolly: The college years
00:25:38 - Women with mustaches
00:26:59 - Jolly forgot what he studied in college
00:28:42 - These fools don't know how to play minesweeper
00:31:38 - Did you have recess? - Justin Essenmacher
00:35:04 - The Arkham Asylum of Florida
00:37:40 - Jack Nicholson is living his best life
00:40:32 - Inspiration p*rn
00:45:06 - Jolly's dream super power is r*tard strength
00:47:33 - Caffeine is a serious drug
00:49:11 - Sober people are just better
00:52:58 - Drunk driving our first cars
00:57:25 - Shopping for our dream cars
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