This is episode 72 of the WET Podcast.
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2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - Bureaucracy
00:02:56 - JD Vance Drops the Ball
00:04:20 - Killing the Kennedy’s
00:05:16 - JD Vance Killed the Pope
00:06:21 - May 30th for the WET Live Show
00:06:31 - Barron Denied from Harvard
00:07:20 - Katy Perry in Space
00:09:34 - What does 2S Mean?
00:10:22 - Bezos Sent the Wrong Ladies to Space
00:11:11 - Aishe Bowe is an Actual Aerospace Engineer
00:12:24 - More on Blue Origin
00:15:20 - Testicular Tangulation / Bluetooth Balls
00:17:40 - Squattie Pottie
00:18:46 - Phillip Needs to do Latter Drills Again
00:19:19 - Austin Comedy Combine
00:20:30 - Markus Can’t Jump
00:21:19 - Reminiscing on Youth Sports
00:22:20 - Lacrosse is Savage
00:23:54 - Kevin Gates/Lebron Beef
00:24:54 - The Cuck Bit
00:25:24 - Shannon Sharpe Saga
00:27:39 - Maria Taylor Sex-Saga
00:28:23 - Shedeur Sanders Saga
00:28:51 - Coach’s Son Special Treatment
00:32:02 - Lebron and Bronny Special Treatment
00:33:55 - More Youth Sports Stories
00:35:57 - Racism in the NFL Draft
00:37:33 - 3rd World Grounders
00:38:51 - Bartolo Colon Origin Story
00:39:50 - Nicotine in Sports
00:40:36 - Matrix Broken in Minor League Baseball Game
00:41:31 - Baseball in Japan
00:44:40 - Knuckleballs
00:46:33 - Arguing Balls and Strikes
00:50:19 - Markus Reffed Intramural Frat Basketball
00:50:47 - Phillip’s War Stories from Reffing Youth Soccer
00:51:39 - Matty Stu Coached on Friday Night Tykes (Texas Youth Football)
00:52:53 - Parents Getting Ejected from Little League Games
00:55:40 - Markus Decked a Kid in Hockey
00:58:01 - More Parents Getting Ejected Stories
00:59:17 - Phillip Learned the Word “Bastard”
01:00:35 - New Sitcom Idea: “Little League Parents”
01:02:27 - Phillip’s Forgotten No-Hitter in Softball Championship
01:03:53 - The Dugout Hangout
01:05:50 - Phillip’s Marching Band Stories
01:07:18 - Best Walk Out Songs
01:08:43 - Little League Drafts
01:09:50 - Russia Picked Kids’ Careers Early
01:10:10 - Liberal Arts Sucks
01:11:41 - Teaching Kids Comedy
01:15:30 - Wrap it Up
01:16:07 - We Miss You Justin!
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