This is episode 35 of the WET Podcast.
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THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
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00:00:00 - This week on WET...
00:01:01 - The WET Commandments
00:02:52 - Justin is present af (Be Here Now by Ram Dass)
00:05:36 - Justin got locked in his apartment on mushrooms
00:09:37 - How to trip properly
00:14:27 - Hillbillies and aliens (The Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter)
00:19:49 - Doing MDMA on stage
00:24:20 - "Just for Justin" hair product
00:26:39 - Aliens are among us
00:29:12 - Is anything real?? (Truman Show Theory and flat earth)
00:33:59 - Did Trump actually get shot?
00:48:07 - Unethical Life Hack: Parking Tickets
00:53:02 - Getting out of tickets
00:57:23 - Alcohol laws in Texas
01:02:54 - Unethical Life Hack: Condiments
01:05:21 - Unethical Life Hack: Listening
01:07:17 - When the riff gets too real
01:14:03 - Fast food is harvesting your data
01:16:23 - Learning Minionese
01:19:40 - Justin's goose laugh sounds like...
01:21:48 - Unethical Life Hack: Driving
01:22:51 - Unethical Life Hack: Street Interviews
01:26:53 - Markus sees the future (it don't look good)
01:29:55 - Unethical Life Hack: Banking and Telemarketing Jobs
01:34:45 - The pod is too taxing for Hollywood Phill
01:38:52 - BTS: Justin tries the intro
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Markus - https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip - https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
PRODUCTION - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
