#93: I hope this helps ladies...
Here are some of my personal favourites, tell me yours...!
WHERE TO FIND HIM:
#1 Get a dog and walk it
#19 Get lost at football games
#21 Get a job demonstrating fishing tackle in a sporting goods company
HOW TO LET HIM KNOW YOU'RE THERE
#31 Stumble when you walk into a room he's in
#32 Forget discretion every once in a while and call him up
#33 Carry a hatbox
# Wear a Band-Aid. People ALWAYS ask what happened
#35 Make a lot of money
HOW TO LOOK GOOD TO HIM:
#54 Tell him he's handsome
#58 Get a sunburn (someone explain why...)
#60 Go on a diet if you need to
HOW TO LAND HIM:
#84 If he's a fishermen, learn to scale and clean fish
#88 Learn to sew and wear something you have made yourself
WILD IDEAS... ANYTHING GOES:
#114 Stow away on a battleship
#120 Bribe Ferris-wheel operators to get you stuck on the top of a Ferris wheel
#128 Let is be known in your office that you have a button box and will sew on bachelors' loose buttons
#129 Don't marry him if he has too many loose buttons
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