Hey you! Yes you! Do you hate your simple life? Do minor inconveniences annoy you to no end? Do you wish there was some poor innocent human you could take out all of your anger on for no reason? Well, luckily for you... we've come up with a new restaurant! It's called Jerry's! The way our place works is you'll come in, no reservation necessary, you belittle our staff till you get what you want, you childish brat, and you get rewarded with food. Sounds too good to be true? Well, that's because you are a twisted soul and you're way too easy to please! So come on down to Jerry's. We'll be waiting.
