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Brace yourselves, because Fyre Festival is back, and it's like the Ghost of Festivals Past has come back to haunt us. Remember how they got Ja Rule to promise a luxurious getaway and it ended up being the biggest flop of all time 👀? Yeah, we do too. Let’s hope Billy boy has learned from the past and won't be sending anyone to a 'bad place' with bland food and even blander memories. 

Not The Ghost of Freaknik deciding it’s time to remind Auntie Kamala of the wild times of the 90’s.  We already know this Hulu documentary is about to be like Ryan and completely out of pocket. 

Someone tap the Dalai Lama on shoulder and ask him why is he out here giving off some questionable 'pedo vibes’?

And let's not forget about Clarence Thomas. Uncle Ruckus is showing real BIRD like tendencies.

This can’t be life. 

Buckle up, folks, because it's been a wild week. 

Happy Monday from your (un)problematic faves!