Sometimes when God closes a door, he goes ahead and opens a window. And that’s basically what happened when Bella soaked Ivana’s podcast equipment with PC Blue Menu sparkling water. Regardless... it's finally Abracadabra time. Mayhem’s pronouns are she/her. Ivana’s pronouns are May/hem. But no matter what way you split it, if Ivana had been the One Less Lonely Girl, she would’ve ended up straight. Trust Bella when she says she’s not coming for the Child Reporter as a PERSON. Just the energy with which we’ve allowed child reporters to exist. Ivana will say it again and and again: dancers should get paid more than doctors. Bella thought her snail died but guess what? It was just impregnating itself. And brood, you’ll never hold anything against us again after you hear what's wrong with Bella.
